Then we hopped back into the bus to head back to town for a 7 pm dinner reservation at the
Tang Dinner Theatre back in Xi’an. The ride was nice. I was able to write postcards, listen to music, nap a

bit and enjoy the scenes of the countryside. We arrived to the theatre at 7 pm on the dot. Now, let me preface this by saying I had no desire to go to this thing from the get-go. One of the members had proposed going to this show and dinner at the very beginning as he had found info on it at the tourist bureau. The cost was 800 Yuan! First of all, that’s way too much money; secondly, I hate tourist shows, because they are aimed at tourists so there’s nothing really authentic about them; thirdly, the food is typically bland, tasteless versions of the real thing to appeal to the tourist palate. Well, last week, at a curriculum meeting I missed because I wasn’t feeling well, our leader, Kevin, said that if we all agreed to go, that the China Institute would pick up the tab as it was a cultural excursion. So a vote was taken and it was agreed we’d all go. I’m sure they got a much better deal than the 800 Yuan price. Well, I was right on all counts. I think the only Chinese there were the servers; everyone else was Western, mostly German. The food was bland. I had to dunk everything into plum sauce to give it some flavour. The show, well, I was told that there was no cheese in China, but I saw plenty of it last night. I think the highlight was during the military dance when the big monster’s eyes started flashing red. I thought I was in the red light district all of a sudden. (Plus, the monster was smiling. Monsters don’t smile.) Even though we were treating it as a comedy show and were laughing accordingly, we couldn’t wait to get out of there. We didn’t make it home until nearly 10.30, so that was a 15 ½ hour day. Yeah, it was long. Would I change anything about it? Nah…
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